Want to win a free tattoo?

222385_1539342702787_426407_nFree tattoos from your cousin’s brother-in-law out in the garage might sound awesome if you’re drunk, but free tattoos as part of a promotion through a state licensed body art facility are awesome all the time!

If you want to win a free tattoo from yours truly, here’s what you have to do:

  1. Subscribe to this website by email. You do that by going to the mainpage and scrolling down to the bottom right hand side. Beneath where it says, “FOLLOW OUR BLOG, VORACIOUS DISCOURSE, VIA EMAIL,” there is a button that says, “CLICK TO BE AWESOME.” Enter your email there.
  2. Leave a comment on this post letting me know that you did, in fact, click to be awesome and enter your email when prompted.

Then, you will magically be entered to win a free tattoo. The free tattoo will be worth $150. It can be whatever you want. Except it can not be tribal.  If your tattoo is really cool, it’s plausible and reasonable that I may go over the $150 limit. I’m not saying it’s likely or promised, only that it’s plausible and reasonable.

I will pick a winner in a while. When I feel like I’ve gotten enough exposure from this game to make it worth it. And I will announce the winner on a subsequent post.


    1. Done!

      So I’m at Costco’s the day before the plague hit our house, and the nice checkout lady is looking at my card funny…then she peels something small(ish) off the back of my card and hands it to me. I say, “OH! You found my Wookie!! I’ve been looking all over for him!!” She just smiled and nodded…and continued checking out my purchases in a calm and calculated manner; as if a rabid puma with bombs strapped to it was carefully checking over the health and well being of its paper Wookie wallet side-kick.

      I think I need a paper cut-out, wallet side-kick wookie tattoo now.


  1. Done! I’ve been having a lot of dreams lately involving tattooing- I think my subconscious is telling me it’s time for more ink. I have a cool idea for one that incorporates my two girls. I just need your expertise to pull it out of my head and onto my skin.


  2. I love your work Darl. Give me $150 towards my back tattoo and I will expand it larger and post it on fb for all to see how awesome you are! I promise!


  3. Best shop around won’t go any where else on my 6th tat from Darl the detail is so great was in the bar last night had a guy tell me its the best tat he has ever seen and asked for a picture I tell any one looking for ink to go to the shop Darl . And Philly are great guys opps Steve too


  4. Just going to comment again to reassure im in on this! I wont go anywhere else now because the service and work I get is amazing. I would love to be awesome and win this!


  5. Entered my email and clicked to be awesome; nice idea for a contest. Plan on coming in soon for a consultation, maybe I will have the opportunity to apply that 150 to my tattoo.


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