Free tattoos from your cousin’s brother-in-law out in the garage might sound awesome if you’re drunk, but free tattoos as part of a promotion through a state licensed body art facility are awesome all the time!
If you want to win a free tattoo from yours truly, here’s what you have to do:
- Subscribe to this website by email. You do that by going to the mainpage and scrolling down to the bottom right hand side. Beneath where it says, “FOLLOW OUR BLOG, VORACIOUS DISCOURSE, VIA EMAIL,” there is a button that says, “CLICK TO BE AWESOME.” Enter your email there.
- Leave a comment on this post letting me know that you did, in fact, click to be awesome and enter your email when prompted.
Then, you will magically be entered to win a free tattoo. The free tattoo will be worth $150. It can be whatever you want. Except it can not be tribal. If your tattoo is really cool, it’s plausible and reasonable that I may go over the $150 limit. I’m not saying it’s likely or promised, only that it’s plausible and reasonable.
I will pick a winner in a while. When I feel like I’ve gotten enough exposure from this game to make it worth it. And I will announce the winner on a subsequent post.