Q. As a minor, will you tattoo me with parental consent?
Essentially, Michigan law only prohibits The Shop from tattooing a minor without the prior written, informed consent of the minor’s parent or legal guardian. Also, the parent or guardian has to be there to sign the waiver. This law does not include emancipated minors.
So legally, I can tattoo any minor of any age as long as a parent or guardian gives informed consent in person.
A. No. You will not be tattooed at The Shop, even with your parent’s consent.
Q. WTF? R U Serious?
A. Yes. I’m completely serious. I don’t care if you have the coolest design in mind. There is a 99% likelihood that I’m not going to tattoo you if you are under 18.
Q. It’s my body. Who are you to tell me what I can and can’t do to my body if my parent is willing to sign a permission slip?
A. I’m not telling you what you can and can’t do with your body. I’m telling you what I won’t do with mine. I won’t tattoo minors, even with parental consent. Even if you pay me a thousand dollars. Even if you promise me that you’re real mature.
Permission slips are for field trips.
Tattoos are permanent. I was pretty mature as a teenager. My parental unit moved and I lived on my own as an adult before I was an adult. Even though I was living as an adult, I still made a shit ton of stupid decisions that seemed like decisions I thought I wouldn’t regret.
I don’t have to be a part of your high school tattoo regrets. And I won’t be. I’d rather have you pissed off at me for a couple years than pissed off at me for just taking your money without giving a shit about your future for the rest of your adulthood.
I have never had a client tell me they were tattooed in high school and they are so glad they did. It’s always the opposite. Clients regularly show me their first tattoos and lament on how stupid they were to think they’d want that tattoo forever.
Sometimes it’s not even the design people regret. Sometimes they regret the placement or the size. The thing is though, the regret is almost always there.
Furthermore, given that it IS your body and your body is not the property of your parent, I can’t make peace with why a parent should even be able to consent to a cosmetic, permanent altering of your body. I think you are the only one who should be able to give that consent. And if you are not an adult, under most circumstances, I don’t feel that you’re old enough to give me that informed consent.
I’m not insulting you.
When adolescents’ brains are studied using MRIs, it’s obvious that they actually work differently than adult brains. There was a study that compared the differences. In situations where adults would rely on their frontal cortex which is an area of the brain that governs reason and planning, teens mostly use the amygdala, the region of the brain that guides instinctual or “gut” reaction.
Teenagers do not have a fully developed frontal cortex. Teenagers are not working with their full adult reasoning faculties.
I understand that you can just go somewhere else to get your tattoo, but controlling you is not my goal. I simply refuse to take advantage of your amygdala. I hope someday you’ll respect me more for it.
-Darl Papple, Owner/Artist